List of a biker’s dozen

We all do it, think about the what if I had the dosh? What would the hanger look like?

So having been thinking about it for ages I thought I’d come up with my biker’s dozen, the top twelve bikes I’d be out looking for once when those six numbers came up.

Look when I was a kid I knew I could never afford a Harley. They were serious money.

But there was something out there that had the American vibe and from my obsessive reading of the classified bike ads I might just, just scrape to the cheapest, oldest, knackeredist (look it ought to be a word OK?) rattiest example – Guzzi’s dressed up T3, the California.

I had a poster of it up on the wall of my digs. And I reckoned if I just gave up the fags for a couple of years it might just be enough to make the difference.

So I did. Quit them completely.

Problem was I was pretty soon up to a dozen spliffs a day instead, so that plan didn’t really work out so well…